VGN Bridges Without Walkways ... UGH !

[NW Mailing List]

Mr. Jerome Kazinski,
(a.k.a. Jerry Kay)
Jarratt, Va.

Kind and Honorable Sir:

Thank you for your request for another chapter of cock-and-bull stories.

I promise you I will get the rest of the yarn finalized and posted to Ye List. Soon as I git'z m'ah Turnips planted, ya know...

It costs me a lot of money for postage to send out all these big railroad lies by E-Mail. Please consider joining our Turnip Patreon and faxing in a little donation to help with the E-Mail Stamps. Be generous. Our Fax is standing by. It accepts Quarters. But no Nickels and Dimes, please, as this is a high class joint !

-- abram burnett
Pennsylvania Amish Farmers' Pitchfork Militia, LLC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
We Happily Promote Canals, Steam Navigation, Railroads, Telegraph,
the American Indian, Motherhood, the Luminiferous Æther
... and Turnips.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~